Talk:Bart Simpson/@comment-37725664-20190405202434

Eat my shorts, man!

Ingest my short leg wear, fellow male person

I am informing you, a male individual, to my request that you may take my clothing designed to protect the legs, and insert them into your mouth for digestion.

Good fellow of the male gender, I ask you to consider my offer that I make to you of removing my protective leg wear typically worn in the summer or hot days, and forcefully shove them into your mouth, to which then they may be chewed and fallen into the stomach so they may be digested.

My good human being of which you have an x chromosome which defines your gender as “male,” I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the “eating” process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.

EAT PANT