Smash Bros Lawl Starstruck/Classic Mode

Starstruck Classic Mode is Classic Mode for Smash Bros Lawl Starstruck. Unlike some other Lawl games, Starstruck's Classic Mode is randomly generated. Meaning that any character can battle any other character. As well as that, each character has their own themes that they use for their rival battles. They will finally then battle the Flying Spaghetti Monster and have their wish granted.

Squidward Tentacles

 * Rival 1 = Jacksepticeye
 * Rival 2 = Luna Loud

Jacksepticeye

 * Sq: And who might you be fine sir?
 * Jack: Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye!
 * Sq: Oh great. Another chatterbox.
 * Jack: Oh come on man! What's your problem!?
 * Sq: My problem is you Mr. Jack-says-your-pie!
 * Jack: Septiceye!
 * Sq: Whatever. It's annoying people like you who are making me do this.
 * Jack: Fair point. But like I usually say, let's put you in a crowd and see if anyone thinks your annoying. I mean, not to be egotistical, but I do have around 12 million subscribers who seem to love my work.
 * Sq: More like 12 million idiots.
 * Jack: What did you just say!?
 * Sq: I said your subscribers are idiots!
 * Jack: YOU! TAKE! THAT! BACK!

Luna Loud

 * Sq: Oh great. Just what I need. More noise.
 * Lu: Dude, musician to musician. You don't need to go through with this. Music is about having fun, not being better then anyone else.
 * Sq: I don't care, whoever you are! Personally, I think the world would be better if people like you were to shut up every now and then.
 * Lu: Why are you even doing this? You can just get some headphones or ear muffs.
 * Sq: Don't you know just how loud SpongeBob is?
 * Lu: What's so wrong with being loud?
 * Sq: Everything! I hate loud!
 * Lu: ...Welp...You just made a big mistake there bro.

Raz

 * If you can go into the minds of anyone, how about you go into mine so you can realize how a normal person works.

Peter Venkman

 * If there's a brilliant squid kicking your butt, then who are YOU going to call?

Count Olaf

 * Looks like you just went through a sereis of unfortunate events yourself.

Undyne

 * I know you don't really consider killing a good option anymore, but could you swing by this certain pineapple by any chance?

Lord Hater

 * This Wander guy reminds me of SpongeBob. I can understand your pain.

Star Butterfly

 * Why don't you conjour up a spell to make you shut the heck up for a few minutes?

Papyrus

 * Your so childish. And your spaghetti is terrible.

The Man Who Arranges The Blocks

 * Maybe you should arrange some new moves. It might help.

Wendy Corduroy

 * It's your punishment your terrible taste in everything.

Soos

 * Actually, my clarinet has been making a weird screeching sound when I blow into it. Could you have a look?

Other Mother

 * So, you make dolls of people so you can feast on them? In that case, I'd like to commision a Sponge and a Starfish.

Count Bleck

 * Honestly, I think the only reason that butterfly left you is because she couldn't bare to hear that "Bleh-heh-heh!" anymore.

Lord Dominator

 * Your the bad guy. Both litterally and figuritively. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa!

Kenny McCormick

 * I feel your pain. I really do.

Cruise

 * I thought that little chubby skeleton had a terrible sense of humor.

Nicole

 * I throught that freaky little car was ugly, but I guessed wrong.

Squidward Tentacles

 * Sorry buddy, but there's only room for ONE amazing squid here!

Manolo Sanchez

 * I think Maria deserves a more musically talented man. How about I swing by her place after I'm done?

Buzz Lightyear

 * Not sure what I was expecting from a plastic toy, but my expectations were a lot higher.

Ford Pines

 * Those journals must have some rather stupid garbage in them if I have you to judge them by.

Ron Burgundy

 * News Flash: Annoying news caster beaten by octopus!

Toon Sans

 * You seem to have control of the timeline. Surprised you didn't see your defeat.

Luna Loud

 * Like I said. I hate loud.

Dan Backslide

 * Don't worry pal. I agree. Those Dover Boys are pretty annoying.

Jacksepticeye

 * 12 million idiots. And one more to add to the pile.

Vanoss

 * Well, your loud, but your not as loud as that Jack-accepts-it's-eyes.

Reggie Flaps

 * Keep Party Island to yourself. I'll stay in Squidsville, thank you very much.

Danny Sexbang

 * I'm going to assume you've never even touched a girl, have you?

Leni Loud

 * You remind me of Patrick. Are you two related in some way?

Wish
After beating the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Squidward wishes for a world without annoyances. This wish results in the disappearance of several people deemed "annoying" like Luna, Jacksepticeye...and Squidward himself, where he is banished to the 4th dimension, living for all eternity with everything else annoying.