User blog:Collaterale1/Hey Everyone

John: I have an annoucement today, and this is going to be *Someone break the door* What the, who are you!?

???: I'm back from the dead, thanks to Illuminati!

John: Illuminati?

???: *Grabs John in the neck* You have no words what you talking about the secrets. Now get lost! *Throws John on the ground, knocking him uncoucions* Hello everyone, it's me, the guy who was a former hero, but now i'm affitiled with Illuminati, and became a villain! I'm Neolordkefka!

Neo: That's right everyone, i'm your former friend, Neo, the Black Mage who saved your lifes, is now a member of the Illuminati. Steven, Stocking, and eveyone else who read my message, your lifes are doomed, and you Cherry Pau, YOU betrade me for marrying that Wrestler! Now fear the power of Gill, all hail to Illuminati!! This is NeoLordKefka, cutting off communications.