User blog:AnimationHourOfficial1/Quill has an announcement to make.

Peter Quill: i've come to make an announcement!

Thanos the titan is a b*tch ass motherf*cker!

He yeeted my f*cking Wife!

Peter Parker: Mr. stark?

Quill: thats right!

he took his grape lookin D*CK out, and he threw my F*CKING WIFE OF A CLIFF!

and he said his Gauntlet was "the instrument for all balance."

and I said "Thats Fake!"


 * Drax and Iron man are laughing their f*cking lungs out

So I'm making a callout post on my space place dot com!

Thanos, you have a SMALL D*CK!

it's like the size of this peanut except way smaller!

And guess what?

HERES WHAT MY WEAPON LOOKS LIKE Thats right baby!
 * B O O M

All point, no Fingers, no PILLOWS.

Look at this, it looks like Two balls and a GLOCK.

He f*cked my WIFE

So guess what?

I'M GONNA F*CK TITAN.

That's Right!

That's what you get!

MY SUPER LASER FIST!

Drax: Nooooo! ;w;

Quill: except I'm not gonna Punch Thanos.

I'm gonna go higher, I'm gonna p*ss In THANOS'S MOUTH! How do you like that MAW? I p*ssed on THANOS you SQUIDWARD!
 * TISSSSSS

you have 100 Hours before the P*SS DROPLETS Hit Titan!

now get OUT of my f*cking sight before I p*ss on you TOO!

(This is a sh*tpost, this is what happened during Infinity war)