Guy Who Doesn't Like Green Eggs and Ham

Newspaper Interruption
GWDLGEAH is reading his papers and is then interrupted.

Neutral B - Hand Car
GWDLGEAH gets on a hand car. At first, it will do nothing. To make it go, you need to tap A rapidly. It will start off slow, but the more rapidly you tap, the faster it goes. You can't control the direction it goes, though. If it reaches the edge of the screen, it turns automatically. The ride stops if you either press B or get hit by a projectile.

Side B - Denied
GWDLGEAH waves his arms and says no. While doing this, he's able to reverse attacks. If he's melee attacked when he says no, the attacker is stunned (although attacking or just standing doesn't really make a difference). If he does this when a projectile comes his general direction, he deflects it. Since he only does this for a second, you need to time it. If not, it does nothing.

Up B - Secret Entrance
A door pops open from the floor with Sam-I-Am inside it, underneath GWDLGEAH thus shooting him up. Anyone hit by the door as it opens takes damage.

Down B - The Cat's Eggs
The Cat in the Hat appears in front of GWDLGEAH and dances off in the direction GWDLGEAH's facing as he juggles a pair of eggs and constantly chanting about eggs. Anyone caught in his dance recieves damage, so be careful not to get caught. The move ends when The Cat goes off screen. This can't be used twice in one sitting.

Final Smash - Green Eggs and Ham
A cutscene plays where Sam-I-Am says to GWDLGEAH "You do not like them, so you say?" He then tells GWDLGEAH to give them a try and he does. When he eats it, he'll get poisoned by the "obviously" rotten food product (obviously is in quotes because that answer's debateable). Of course the poison slowly inflicts damage upon him the longer he has it even though he clearly took an egg out of his mouth. The poison can apparetly be passed on to others by simply causing them damage. The final smash ends when GWDLGEAH holds B for 3 seconds, so it can go on for as long as you want. It also ends if the victim that GWDLGEAH poisoned is KO'd.

KOSFX
KOSFX1: "Ooh!"

KOSFX2: "Fuck!"

Star KOSFX: *sobs*

Screen KOSFX: "No!"

Taunts
Up: "I do not like you!"

Sd: "Yes!"

Dn: "Fuck you!"

Victory Options+Failure/Clap
1. "And on a goat! And I will eat them in the rain! And in the dark and on a train!"

2. sits at a table holding a menu

3. "Thank you." to Sam-I-Am

Failure/Clap: Immense stress

Standard Attacks
Neutral Jabs:

Dash Attack:

Smash Attacks

 * Sd: Or there!
 * Up:
 * Dn:

Tilt Attacks

 * Sd: Shut the Door
 * Up:
 * Dn:

Aerial Attacks

 * N-Air:
 * F-Air:
 * B-Air:
 * U-Air:
 * D-Air:

Throws

 * Grab: Hand to the Collar
 * Pummel:
 * Forward:
 * Back:
 * Up: Down to the Ground And Up
 * Down: Red Elevator

Misc.

 * Ledge Attack:
 * 100% Ledge Attack:
 * Ground Attack:
 * Trip Attack:

Snake Codec
TBA

Character Description
That Guy who Doesn't like Green Eggs and Ham known as GWDLGEAH is a Character from Dr. Seuss Green Eggs and Ham. In Green Eggs and Ham, Sam-I-Am tries to get GWDLGEAH to taste the strange-looking dish mentioned in the title, but GWDLGEAH refuses and tries to get away. Sam-I-Am, however, does not give and tries to get him to try some, but again GWDLGEAH refuses. When he falls into the water, GWDLGEAH finally gives in and agrees to try Green Eggs and Ham. After sampling the dish, he realizes that it's quite tasty and thanks Sam for letting him try it.

Classic Mode
TBA

Role in SSE
TBA

Extras
TBA

Trivia

 * In the book, his hat is black. But in the cartoon, his hat is purple.
 * Other names for him consist of "Joey" & "Gus-a-fuss".