Alex's article on the LISA: The Pointless wiki
Read this, so you know how most of his attacks work.
Appearance[]
Trailer Line:[]
"Alex Churchland takes out the trash!"
Intro:[]
Alex gets dumped out of the back of a garbage truck.
Special Attacks[]
Neutral B - The Minor Iris[]
Alex thrashes about like mad! Can penetrate almost any defense, and wears down shields very quickly. Has a long warm-up and cooldown.
Side B - Flying Axe Kick[]
Alex hacks through the air! A short range attack that does more damage than knockback. Alex gains a small bit of forward momentum while using it.
Up B - Dive[]
Alex got outta there! Jump out of harm's way. Has lots of endlag.
Down B - Receding Stance[]
Alex gives some space! Slowly regenerates health, has a bit of warm-up and a long period of cooldown. Occasionally fails due to Alex becoming Wary that his hips will pop out of joint.
Final Smash - Lucky Combo[]
Joel has them in his sights! Alex is being ridiculous!
Enemies in front of Alex will be paralyzed in fear by Joel's Bolt-Action Pistol. Then, Alex uses The Major Iris, which hits 5 times, and has tons of knockback.
Taunts[]
Up: Drink a can of Diet Cocola Cola
Sd: Pose with Joel
Dn: Twisted Stance attempt
Standard Attacks[]
Ground Attacks[]
- Neutral Attack - Silken Wrist
- Dash Attack - Silken Wrist-Side Kick
- Side tilt - Side Kick
- Up tilt - Ascending Claw
- Down tilt - Iron Hoof
- Side Smash - Goat Kick
- Up Smash - Goat Headbutt
- Down Smash - Full Thrust
- Can trip opponents
Aerial Attacks[]
- N-Air - Sex Kick
- F-Air - Disarming Chop
- B-Air - Side Kick, backwards
- U-Air - Quick finger thrust upwards
- D-Air - Descending Claw
Throws[]
- Grab - Normal, short range
- Pummel - Headbutt
- Forward Throw- Normal Throw
- Back Throw - Trick Kick
- Up Throw - Normal Throw
- Down Throw - Slam into ground, then Full Thrust into them
Blurbs[]
- Beginning: Smooth as Velvet.
- Victory: It's all coming back to me.
- Lose: ...
Idle Poses[]
Alex tries to do the Twisted Stance, but can't.
Symbol[]
Trash Bag