Peter Quill: i've come to make an announcement!
Thanos the titan is a b*tch ass motherf*cker!
He yeeted my f*cking Wife!
Peter Parker: Mr. stark?
Quill: thats right!
he took his grape lookin D*CK out, and he threw my F*CKING WIFE OF A CLIFF!
and he said his Gauntlet was "the instrument for all balance."
and I said "Thats Fake!"
- Drax and Iron man are laughing their f*cking lungs out
So I'm making a callout post on my space place dot com!
Thanos, you have a SMALL D*CK!
it's like the size of this peanut except way smaller!
And guess what?
HERES WHAT MY WEAPON LOOKS LIKE
- B O O M
Thats right baby!
All point, no Fingers, no PILLOWS.
Look at this, it looks like Two balls and a GLOCK.
He f*cked my WIFE
So guess what?
I'M GONNA F*CK TITAN.
That's Right!
That's what you get!
MY SUPER LASER FIST!
Drax: Nooooo! ;w;
Quill: except I'm not gonna Punch Thanos.
I'm gonna go higher, I'm gonna p*ss In THANOS'S MOUTH!
- TISSSSSS
How do you like that MAW? I p*ssed on THANOS you SQUIDWARD!
you have 100 Hours before the P*SS DROPLETS Hit Titan!
now get OUT of my f*cking sight before I p*ss on you TOO!
(This is a sh*tpost, this is what happened during Infinity war)